More mock spam (gluten based)

1st “leg of the tour” done and I cant thank all youse guys enough. thanks Black Hatt, the Krusty Om-let guys, Michele and Marcus and sweary mouth Ben the Red, Franks Wild Years ., Murri Creek Tavern ya venue is pure class!.. Last Chance Rocking like no tomorrow bar.. and Don for inviting me to play da gig at the Valve Bar
this week quieter and I mean literally as i’m playing in a book shop! haha shoooooooosh!! (say’s the creepy guy in the military history section) but yes! gracing the stage (and new PA!) at Desire Books and Records this Saturday the 8th.. then not altogether unrelated Nunchukka Superfly play HalfBack Books in Dee Why this Sunday the 9th.. more details to come.. right now heading back to the studio continuing the next lot of solo recordings in a somewhat relaxed manner.. just needing to find something that rhyme’s with “I know I’m going on and on about it but they are the deadest yellow curtains I’ve ever seen”
don’t forget new album out now.. want one get in touch with either Tym Records or meself rocking days to us all



hey.. sorry but continuing the spam for me solo tour .. starts this week.. looking like so..
29th Black Hatt Geelong .. with Robby Esky, Krunchy Om-let Experience and Kye
30th Merri Creek Tavern Northcote .. with Krucnhy guys again
31st Last Chance Rock & Roll bar East Melbourne .. this one is early.. starting at 6
1st September Transit Bar Canberra..with Ben the Red and buddies Marcus Depasquale and Michele Madden
for the 2nd early gig at Franks Wild Years Thirroul with Lax Charisma (starts at 3pm!) then later on 7.30 at the Valve Bar Sydney with Fred’s Ginger Robbers Dog and John Shipton
…. come along hear tunes.. buy vinyl.. feel heaps good all round


whoops the “live” on RRR 88.5 Sydney will be Thursday night the 23rd August .. will play some tunes of the album as well
and Junk Bar in Brissie has graciously added me to their calendar on Wednesday the 19th September .. joining me Gentle Ben and His Simmering Hands .. fuck yea

two things!!

here’s me dates for solo tour (so far) come along if I play near ya!

come see me live
18th August RRR playing toons and yacking 88.5FM
29th August Black Hatt Hotel Geelong
30th August Merri Creek Tavern Northcote
31st August Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar (early start)
1st September Transit Bar Canberra
2nd September Franks Wild Year Thirroul (arvo gig)
2nd September Valve Bar Sydney (after that :-))
8th September Desire Books and Records Manly
16th September Hammo Station Newcastle
21st September Instore Tym Guitars Brissie
22nd September Eddies Grub House Coolangatta
23rd September Howl and Moan Records Byron Bay (lunch time show)
23rd September Augustine’s Lismore
11th October Metro Hotel Adelaide
12th October Clarity Records Instore Adelaide
12th October Cumberland Hotel Glanville Adelaide
… more to come

AND.. just passed another two subjects on me fitness course .. will be a PT in no time
ohh.. also started recording again today.. more mooooosic on its way
take care and rocking days to ya all

New Album

Hey ..
Been a long while I wrote anything on this here site but.. hope youse all will excuse me tardiness
not too good at this social media its seems (and spelling, punctuation, grammar, yadda, yadda)
anyway dying ta let ya know album No#5 “Maybe If I Took Me Headphones Off” is out now on vinyl thru Tym Records (Home)
initially a cassette release on deterra (deterra) Tym has kindly put the trax on wax..
very happy with it and probably closest my solo stuff will get sounding like me bands .. both of em actually .. used two killer drummers , Joel Ellis and Anna Goldstein, so couldn’t help rocking out.. Jay again recorded and Chris again mixed.. just click on the site if ya want one
gonna tour and will have the dates up next week .. just finalising last few shows. I wanna play everywhere and hopefully eventually will .. just juggling recording and HO’s heading back to Japan..
speaking of recording .. will start recording next two solo records in a fortnight.. after Song A Day I wanna take me time with the next batch of tunes.. not sure when i’ll finish but will have a few surprises/guests.. one will be gentle and the other even more gentler..
well I better rack off.. doing two video assignments tomorrow for me Personal Trainer course cert III.. better study, wish me luck! may your days be rocking




​Tym records is a vinyl only record label from Brisbane, Australia.

Premiere: Hard-Ons on tour, in Tours, France – video

Check out the Hard-Ons in Europe!

Unbelievably Bad

By Danger Coolidge
Unbelievably Bad Editor

The Hard-Ons are about to finish up their 18th European tour and Unbelievably Bad got to spend a day with them in Joué-lés-Tours, France, the third date on the tour.

The town is three train trips and four hours from Paris, and is home to a hellaciously quaint park and an incredible council-subsidised music venue called Le Temps Machine (The Time Machine).

Playing after their French touring buddies Not Scientists, the Hard-Ons – with original member Keish back touring O/S for the first time since 2001 – delivered a typically hectic set of new and old ones that left arses agape.

Maybe just watch the video, you’ll see what we mean:

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What Would I Be (What Would I Be) – Official Clip

To support the recent release of ‘Maybe if I Took My Headphones Off’ here is the official clip of one of the title tracks ‘What Would I Be (What Would I Be).’

Many thanks to Nina Bellersheim (Filmed and Produced) & Nisa East (Edited and Made Prestable)

Dont forget, the new tunes are available as a limited edition cassette with only 200 copies available (including digital download).

Album features Joel Ellis (ex. Nunchukka Superfly), Anna Goldstein (Skinpin). Recorded and Pianoman by Jason Whalley (Frenzal Rhomb).

For ordering information contact :


Snap ’em up cause once they’re gone they’re gone.